За Хавард — „Хъмфри”
Dr U. Q. Humphrey
Made poultices of comfrey.
If you didn’t pay his bills
He gave you doses of squills.
За Джървейс Матю
The Rev. Mathew (Gervase)
Made inaudible surveys
Of little-read sages
In the dark Middle Ages.
За Чарлз Уилямс
The sales of Charles Williams
Leapt up by millions,
When a reviewer surmised
He was only Lewis disguised.
За Оуен Барфийлд
Mr Owen Barfield’s
Habit of turning cartwheels
Made some say: “He’s been drinking!”
It was only “conscientious thinking”