За Хавард — „Хъмфри”

Dr U. Q. Humphrey
Made poultices of comfrey.
If you didn’t pay his bills
He gave you doses of squills.

За Джървейс Матю

The Rev. Mathew (Gervase)
Made inaudible surveys
Of little-read sages
In the dark Middle Ages.

За Чарлз Уилямс

The sales of Charles Williams
Leapt up by millions,
When a reviewer surmised
He was only Lewis disguised.

За Оуен Барфийлд

Mr Owen Barfield’s
Habit of turning cartwheels
Made some say: “He’s been drinking!”
It was only “conscientious thinking”